nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via asvprock)

(Source: thedailygrit, via followthered)

phiife:

hoodkage:

😂😭

LMFAO. “Sincerely, nigga”

phiife:

hoodkage:

😂😭

LMFAO. “Sincerely, nigga”

(via lelabombshell)

(Source: zeroing, via ladytatyana)

so-personal:

everything personal

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via sonofakilljoy)

thedapperproject:

John Keating
breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: river-of-joy)

"I’m strong and I’m real, and I guess someone people will always overlook the good that I’ve done, because they only judge by how I "do" that "good"."

zodiacsociety:

- Capricorn (zodiacsociety)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via justblissfulthoughts)

youngblackandvegan:

Intimacy means
Between me and you
For just me and you

(via justblissfulthoughts)

"Let’s just lay around and make love and take walks and talk a little."

— Charles Bukowski, Post Office  (via protectingcolours)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via justblissfulthoughts)